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George Clooney…the Last Movie Star? He Says Not.
by Robin Rowe

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA (Hollywood Today) 3/19/08 – Is George Clooney the last movie star? A Time magazine cover story proclaimed it in February, right before the Oscars. "That played well walking into the Oscars!" laughs George Clooney. "I take it with a grain of salt. As you well know, all this stuff is cyclical, when people are nice to you. A couple of films that they don’t like and you’ll be the last of the ‘last movie star’. More...

‘Horton Hears a Who!" Screams Carol Burnett
by Robin Rowe

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA (Hollywood Today) 3/15/08 – "It really speaks to the world around us," says Steve Carell who plays the miniscule Mayor of Who-ville in Horton Hears a Who. "No matter how different we seem on the outside, if there’s decency, caring and commitment, things can get accomplished. It’s a good, sweet, and solid message that’s rooted in kindness. That’s what I love about it." More...

Ratatouille Leads Annie Nominations…Oscar Next?
by Robin Rowe

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA (Hollywood Today) 12/4/07 - When it comes to animation, everyone expects Pixar to lead the way and that's what happened with the Annie Animation Award nominations. 'Ratatouille' leads the field with 13 nominations including Best Animated Feature. The rat movie continued to demonstrate that 'The Incredibles' director Brad Bird is unafraid to get a bit edgy with family animation. If the scene with grandma blasting away with a shotgun at the film's star seemed a bit post-Columbine inappropriate or anyone got a queasy feeling from the story premise of a rat serving people food, it didn't show at the box office. More...

We're Not in Kansas Anymore…'Tin Man'
by Robin Rowe
Three Stars ***

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA (Hollywood Today) 12/3/07 - "If you're going to do it, you want to totally re-invent it," says Zooey Deschanel who plays Tin Man's Dorothy Gale or 'DG'. "And, I think the script 'Tim Man' did that. 'Tin Man' is quite different from the original." 'Tin Man' is a dark 'Bladerunner' world ruled by dictator-queen Queen Azkadellia, played by Kathleen Robertson. The queen is a beautiful witch who summons bat-like flying monkeys out of her fetching cleavage. (I wouldn't make this up.) These flying monkeys are uglier but somehow not as freaky scary as they were in 1939 when going after Judy Garland. More...

Witches and Armored Polar Bears Battle for 'The Golden Compass'
by Robin Rowe
Four Stars ****

SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA (British Weekly) 11/30/07 - When Dakota Blue Richards saw the National Theatre production of The Golden Compass in London she told her mother that she wanted to be Lyra, the loyal and brave heroine. The 12-year-old had never acted professionally before. Casting directors Fiona Weir and Lucy Bevan looked at more than 10,000 child actresses across the UK before casting her. "Dakota has a particular spirit that makes you sit up and take notice," says Golden Compass writer-director Chris Weitz. "There was this waif of a girl, yet there was something very strong and interesting about her." More...

Nicole Kidman Kidnaps Kids in 'The Golden Compass'
by Robin Rowe
Four Stars ****

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA (Hollywood Today) 11/30/07 - "I've obviously played characters before that have done despicable things," says Nicole Kidman. "You have to work from within and try to find the motivations as to why she feels that what she's doing is right, and you hope that her humanity bleeds through." Mrs. Coulter is the beautiful Cruella DeVille of the oppressive Magisterium General Oblation Board, snatching children for dangerous experiments at a lab in the frozen north. "Nicole Kidman was the first person that everyone on the creative side wanted for Mrs. Coulter," says Golden Compass writer-director Chris Weitz. More...

Armored Polar Bears Battle in 'The Golden Compass'
by Robin Rowe
Four Stars ****

PRETORIA, SOUTH AFRICA (Sci-Fi Movie Page) 11/29/07 - The alternate universe of Golden Compass is one in which good witches rule the northern skies, where talking armored ice bears are the fiercest of warriors, and where every human being is joined to an animal spirit creature. Twelve-year-old Lyra (newcomer Dakota Blue Richards) runs tame as the ward of stately Jordan College. Lyra is accompanied everywhere by her daemon Pantalaimon, a small, ever-changing animal who’s the embodiment of her spirit and her voice of reason. Lyra wants to go to the Arctic Circle with her uncle Lord Asriel, who’s investigating his radical theory that there are other worlds where people don’t have daemons. More...

Fashion Stars in 'The House of Eliott'
By Robin Rowe
Four Stars ****

SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA (British Weekly) 11/29/07 - "Even after all these years lots of people come up and rave about it," says Louise Lombard who stars as the chic scandalous younger sister in the 34-episode series The House of Eliott. "I know it is sacrilege, but the truth is I haven't a clue about fashion. I can't sew. I can't draw. I got very good at looking like I could do those things." Lombard was once described as "The Mouse of Eliott" due to her unglamorous real life wardrobe. Stella Gonet plays the elder sister Beatrice Eliott. Gonet currently stars as Jayne Grayson in the BBC series Holby City. More...

Zemeckis Slays Monster in Beowulf
by Robin Rowe
Three Stars ***

PRETORIA, SOUTH AFRICA (Sci-Fi Movie Page) 11/21/07 — "Frankly, nothing about the original poem appealed to me", says 'Beowulf' film director Robert Zemeckis. "I remember being assigned to read it in junior high school and not being able to understand it because it was in Old English. It was one of those horrible assignments. I never really thought about it after that, never considered that it might make for an interesting story. But when I read the screenplay that Neil Gaiman and Roger Avary did, I was immediately captivated." More...

Goldplated's New Money Can't Pay the Rent
by Robin Rowe
Two Stars **

SANTA MONICA, CA (British Weekly) 11/21/07 — As a wealthy Cheshire real estate developer, David Schofield runs over the people who get in his way. Literally. He tries to drive a backhoe over a squatter blocking construction at his new subdivision. Did gold-digger blonde mistress Kelly Harrison have this new money real estate developer's baby by mistake? Or, was it on purpose as a calculated move to push out his current wife? Harrison certainly got her figure back quickly. More...

Disney Magic Versus Poisoned Big Apple in 'Enchanted'
by Robin Rowe
Three Stars ***

HOLLYWOOD, CA (Hollywood Today) 11/20/07 — "Like most little girls, I wanted to be a princess," says Amy Adams who gets to be a princess lost in Disney's part-animated, part-musical family adventure "Enchanted'. "Being a Disney princess is much harder than I ever anticipated. I think it's easier if you're an animated princess! Snow White has nothing on me, because she didn't have to do her own stunts and dancing." More...

Dustin Hoffman Gives Toys to Natalie Portman in Mr. Magorium
by Robin Rowe
4 stars ****

HOLLYWOOD, CA (Hollywood Today) 11/16/07 — "Dustin is much like his character in that every single second he's using the utmost of his creative powers", says Natalie Portman. "To see someone squeezing that much joy and effort out of every second was pretty inspiring." Portman plays the apprentice manager of a magical toy store that dying owner Dustin Hoffman wants to leave to her. "At the beginning of any project, I never really know what the character is going to come out like", says Hoffman. "Zach wrote this screenplay at age 23, which I find remarkable. For someone so young to be exploring the themes of time, mortality and legacy was just astonishing to me." More...

Angelina Jolie Reveals Virtually Everything in Beowulf
by Robin Rowe
3 Stars ***

HOLLYWOOD, CA (Hollywood Today) 11/15/07 — "Yes, she's a monster, but she's also a mom, and that's the essence behind everything she does", says Angelina Jolie. "Grendel's mother is a demon and a seductress to the nth degree and nobody can do that kind of sultry character as well as Angelina Jolie," says 'Beowulf' director Robert Zemeckis. "I loved it", says Jolie. "At first, I thought, oh this is going to be so weird, all of us actors with these dots on our faces, in these wetsuit-type costumes, with no props or sets." More...

Beowulf Vikings Take Polar Express
by Robin Rowe
3 Stars ***

SANTA MONICA, CA (British Weekly) 11/15/07 — "Beowulf…has a real visceral quality. He cares only about what he can kill, what he can eat, who he can screw", says Beowulf director Robert Zemeckis. The director's previous film The Polar Express had developed a technique called performance capture, that he used again for Beowulf. "The great thing about the technique is that it allowed someone like me, who is 5'10" and a little on the plump side, to play a 6'6" golden-haired Viking", says Departed actor Ray Winstone who plays Beowulf. More...

Lions for Lambs Lays Down
by Robin Rowe
2 Stars **

HOLLYWOOD, CA (Hollywood Today) 11/08/07 — "I hoped that this film would provoke audiences to contemplate where we are in this country and how we got here," says director Robert Redford. "I think it's a film about personal responsibility, about young people accepting the role they play in shaping the future, and about how we each deal with our choices in life to try to make this a better world." 'Lions for Lambs' is Tom Cruise's first movie under the United Artists banner. More...

Seinfeld Sweet, but Bee Movie Lacks Sting
by Robin Rowe
4 stars ****

HOLLYWOOD, CA (Hollywood Today) 11/02/07 — Jerry Seinfeld was having dinner with Steven Spielberg when Seinfeld jokingly said, wouldn't it be funny to have a movie about bees called 'Bee Movie'? You know, B-movie, 'Bee Movie'. The result four years later is DreamWorks Animation's latest film. The message of 'Bee Movie' is the importance of doing small jobs well. "It's my own personal thing that there are no menial jobs", says creator Jerry Seinfeld. "The quality of work that every person brings to any job that they do actually makes a big difference in the world." More...

Prime Suspect…Helen Mirren is Best Alcoholic Cop
by Robin Rowe
3 stars ***

SANTA MONICA, CA (British Weekly) 11/01/07 — A deeply flawed yet ultimately sympathetic police detective vows to find a killer before retiring from the force. Murder, underage sex, alcohol, and deception are the drivers of this 3-hour who-done-it. Detective Superintendent Jane Tennison is an alcoholic, a drunk driver, and suffers from blackouts, but nonetheless there's little doubt she'll get her man. Oscar-winner Helen Mirren demonstrates her chops as an actress by evoking Tennison as a sympathetic character, not a villain. More...

O Jerusalem...New York friends fight on opposing sides in Israel
by Robin Rowe

3 stars ***

HOLLYWOOD, CA (Hollywood Today) 10/24/07 — "The vast array of screenplays developed surrounding this project spreads out over three meters in my archives!" says best-selling 'O Jerusalem' book co-author Dominique Lapierre. Costa-Gavras, George Simenon, and John Briley, who had just written 'Gandhi' for Richard Attenborough, all tried. 'Exorcist' director William Friedkin and others took turns at it. It would be forty years before director and co-writer Elie Chouraqui could bring this story of the founding of the State of Israel to the screen. More...

O Jerusalem...New York friends fight on opposing sides in Israel
by Robin Rowe

3 stars ***

SANTA MONICA, CA (British Weekly) 10/24/07 — "The vast array of screenplays developed surrounding this project spreads out over three meters in my archives!" says best-selling 'O Jerusalem' book co-author Dominique Lapierre. Costa-Gavras, George Simenon, and John Briley, who had just written 'Gandhi' for Richard Attenborough, all tried. 'Exorcist' director William Friedkin and others took turns at it. It would be forty years before director and co-writer Elie Chouraqui could bring this story of the founding of the State of Israel to the screen. More...

The Clash's Unwritten and Joy Division's Control
by Robin Rowe
3 stars *** and 3stars ***

HOLLYWOOD, CA (Hollywood Today) 10/18/07 —Joe Strummer is most remembered as the co-founder, lyricist, rhythm guitarist and lead singer of the British punk rock band The Clash. Ian Curtis is remembered as the vocalist and lyricist of Joy Division, a band he helped form in 1977 in Manchester, England, that pioneered the post-punk sound. Two engaging films, Joe Strummer: The Future is Unwritten and Control, immortalize the lives of each of these two singers in very different ways…one a documentary…the other a drama biopic. More...

The Clash's Unwritten and Joy Division's Control
by Robin Rowe
3 stars *** and 3stars ***

SANTA MONICA, CA (British Weekly) 10/18/07 — Joe Strummer is most remembered as the co-founder, lyricist, rhythm guitarist and lead singer of the British punk rock band The Clash. Ian Curtis is remembered as the vocalist and lyricist of Joy Division, a band he helped form in 1977 in Manchester, England, that pioneered the post-punk sound. Two engaging films, Joe Strummer: The Future is Unwritten and Control, immortalize the lives of each of these two singers in very different ways…one a documentary…the other a drama biopic. More...

Kitchen Nightmares...Tyrant Chef Ramsay Sees Stars
by Robin Rowe
4 stars ****

HOLLYWOOD, CA (Hollywood Today) 10/13/07 — Humiliation, served piping hot with a dash of sanity, as clueless chefs are roasted to perfection by tyrant chef Gordon Ramsay. Ramsay's Manhattan restaurant, "Gordon Ramsay at the London", was awarded a rare two-star Michelin rating on Monday and on Tuesday was named the top newcomer in the annual Zagat restaurant survey. In addition, all three of his London restaurants hold Michelin stars. More...

Kitchen Nightmares…Hot in the kitchen
by Robin Rowe
4 stars ****

SANTA MONICA, CA (British Weekly) 10/10/07 — Humiliation, served piping hot with a dash of sanity, as clueless chefs are roasted to perfection by tyrant chef Gordon Ramsay. In Fox's Kitchen Nightmares, acerbic Scottish chef Gordon Ramsay turns up the heat on restaurants in dire need of change. More...

Blanchett's Elizabeth Menopausal in ‘The Golden Age’
Hollywood Today
October 8, 2007
by Robin Rowe

In this sixteenth century epic, Kate Blanchett as Elizabeth I has the hots for Clive Owen as adventurer Sir Walter Raleigh.

HOLLYWOOD, CA (Hollywood Today) 10/8/07 — "I always said that if I did another one, that Elizabeth shouldn't be the central character", says Cate Blanchett, who is Elizabeth in Elizabeth, the Golden Age. Blanchett got her wish. The central character in The Golden Age is Sir Walter Raleigh. Wonderfully played by Clive Owen, he's the adventurer, the hero of this film. He establishes a colony in the New World. The naval scenes with Raleigh fighting the Spanish Armada, toward the end of the film, are epic. If only that was the whole film. Raleigh is who we want to see more. More in the upcoming issue of Hollywood Today...

‘Across the Universe’ a Beatles Hair Apocalypse
Hollywood Today
October 8, 2007
by Robin Rowe

An artistic Liverpool lad loves a beautiful American hippie peace activist while her brother fights in Vietnam in this psychedelic sixties Beatles anti-war musical.

HOLLYWOOD, CA (Hollywood Today) 10/8/07 — This original musical tells its story with thirty Beatles songs. "The thing we really wanted to try to do was do as much live singing as possible", says director Julie Taymor who created the hit Broadway musical "The Lion King" and the movies "Frida" and "Titus". "People are used to music videos, all that looping, all of that dubbing. We want this to feel like they are singing in those locations. And, they are. Ninety percent of the movie is live. We didn't want musical theater voices and we didn't want poppy voices. Jim's been in a rock band. He's an actor. Jim and Evan both did both, and they're the two main leads." More...

Blanchett's Elizabeth Uncertain in The Golden Age
British Weekly
October 6, 2007
by Robin Rowe

Do we care about Elizabeth, an uncertain queen consumed by court intrigues and vicariously participating in the courtship of her maid by Raleigh? In this sequel to Elizabeth, Blanchett says she considered an older Elizabeth, "being physically unstable…she would have been quite menopausal." Cate Blanchett, playing a younger Elizabeth, was nominated for Best Actress in a Leading Role in the 1998 film Elizabeth. Describing watching herself in Elizabeth recently Blanchett says, "Being an actress in film is a bit like aging in dog years; it's quite confronting." More...

Shoot Them with ‘Ultimate Force’
British Weekly
September 29, 2007
by Robin Rowe

According to Ultimate Force, the British SAS have a policy of, "You don't stop for a man down". Unlike the U.S. Marines, the unit Red Troop is trained to leave their men behind. The rationale is stopping for casualties results in more casualties. I don't know if that's true, but it's not very heroic for drama. At least in Pirates of the Caribbean there were "guidelines" about not leaving a man behind. The opening sequence of the show is of Red Troop walking away. More...

‘Ultimate Force’ Shoots First
Hollywood Today
September 27, 2007
by Robin Rowe

British SAS special ops team comes in hot with guns blazing in BBC America drama

HOLLYWOOD, CA (Hollywood Today) 9/27/07 — If you play the first person shooter game “Half-Life: Counter-Strike”, then you’ll feel right at home with this BBC America gung-ho anti-terrorist drama. It’s guns and glory…without much story. More...

Jane Austen Book Club, a Great Date Movie
British Weekly
September 22, 2007
by Robin Rowe

So how do you take the book by Karen Joy Fowler, with its deep backstory and loose plot, and make it into the screenplay The Jane Austen Book Club? "Making a movie is about the here and now", says writer-director Robin Swicord. "The structure of the book is six short stories. What's passive in the book had to be externalized to create crisis". Swicord likes to play on the similarity between rabid Jane Austen fans and over-the-top Sci-Fi fans. "Both are willing to dress up in costume at conventions", notes Swicord. The token male participant in the book club brings his Sci-Fi enthusiasm to reading Jane Austen. He shows a sympathetic male perspective. More...

Life imitates Austen in ‘The Jane Austen Book Club’
Hollywood Today
September 21, 2007
by Robin Rowe

Austen’s measured themes meet fast-paced contemporary film with grace

HOLLYWOOD, CA (Hollywood Today) 9/21/07 — The Jane Austen Book Club bridges the gap between what women want and what men want. This is a chick flick the guys will enjoy too, but for different reasons than The Devil Wears Prada, Hitch, or Flashdance. More...

‘Across the Universe’ a Heavy Trip
British Weekly
September 15, 2007
by Robin Rowe

Across the Universe contrasts "normal" life in sixties America with the killing fields of Vietnam. An artistic Liverpool lad falls in love with a beautiful peace activist American girl while her brother goes to fight in Vietnam in this psychedelic Beatles anti-war musical set in the sixties. The original story uses thirty groundbreaking songs of the sixties…including "Hey Jude," "I Am the Walrus," and "All You Need is Love". It's Hair with Apocalypse Now, a dash of Monty Python, and back-to-back Beatles songs. More...

Torchwood...Elite cops chase homicidal aliens
British Weekly
September 8, 2007
by Robin Rowe

A compassionate Cardiff policewoman joins Torchwood, an elite special ops team using alien technology to solve present-day crimes. From Torchwood's underground base concealed in plain sight deep beneath the Cardiff Millennium Center, an investigative team led by mysterious Captain Jack Harkness responds to any extra-terrestrial threat…an alien ship crash landing, an encounter with advanced technology or a homicidal alien. Torchwood is great Sci-Fi television. Maybe not the type of Sci-Fi you'd expect as a spin-off from Dr. Who. More...

Mind Control with Derren Brown...It's all in your mind
British Weekly
Saturday, September 1, 2007, #1172
by Robin Rowe

Brain-twister Derren Brown uses suggestion, psychology and misdirection to predict and control human behavior. Brown tells the viewer that he has no paranormal ability, that he uses no actors or stooges, that his techniques are pure trickery. That he’s frankly dishonest is part of the show’s charm. You want to figure out how he’s doing it. You won't. More...

The Last Legion...Roman Swordplay, British Wit
British Weekly
Saturday, August 25, 2007, #1171
by Robin Rowe

Roman bodyguard Colin Firth and Xena-inspired sword fighter Aishwarya Rai snatch 12-year-old Caesar back from the Goths to make a last stand the one place where the crumbling Roman Empire still holds...at Hadrian’s Wall in Britannia. The Last Legion has a great story premise and a great cast. Colin Firth is recognized everywhere as Mr. Darcy from the mini-series Pride and Prejudice and the beautiful exotic Aishwarya Rai starred in the Bollywood version Bride & Prejudice. More...

British Weekly
Saturday, August 18, 2007, #1170
Hotel Babylon...Guilty pleasures
by Robin Rowe

Hotel Babylon
has come to America after two successful seasons on the BBC. The attraction of Hotel Babylon is life there appears perfect in an imperfect world…and the staff works hard on perfection. The opening sequence and cinematography are superb, setting the tone of an elegant hotel. The story centers on Charlie Edwards, a man ready in the premiere to do whatever it takes to be promoted from reception to deputy manager. Actor Max Beesley delivers Charlie with the right mix of aloofness, ambition, loyalty, and sometimes MacGyver-like ingenuity for getting out of sticky situations. More...

British Weekly
Saturday, August 11, 2007, #1169
Stardust...Pirate Di Niro steals the show
by Robin Rowe

Stardust
is a magical tale of witches, princes, magical realms and the mythical sleepy English village of Wall. For eons its cobblestone wall has protected the village from what lies just on the other side: the supernatural world Stormhold. Nobody ever crosses The Wall, but village hick Tristan (Charlie Cox) is determined to seek love, adventure, and stardust. Tristran faces dangerous competition for the magical powers of stardust. Lamia (Michelle Pfeiffer), the queen of the witches, wants to eat the stardust to achieve eternal youth and beauty. Delightfully ruthless prince Septimus (Mark Strong) wants the stardust to make him king. Tristan reaches the fallen star first and discovers it’s not stardust at all. It’s a young woman, Yvaine (Claire Danes). More...

Stardust...Save the princess!
Sci-Fi Movie Page
August 2007
by Robin Rowe

Claire Danes delivers a standout performance in her monologue to Tristan after he’s been turned into a mouse. “I knew it would be a real challenge to try to render a star as a human being, but it was definitely a fun one”, says Danes. Comic actor Ricky Gervais, of the British series The Office, is funny and lovable. He’s Ferdy the Fence, Captain Shakespeare’s shifty trader ready to buy and sell absolutely anything. Peter O’Toole is the king. His ruthlessly ambitious sons include Rupert Everett as Secondus and Jason Flemyng (The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen) as Primus. British actress Kate Magowan plays the witch’s captive Una. Although it’s great to have so much talent, fewer actors in the cast could have made room for more character development. More...

British Weekly
Saturday, August 4, 2007, #1168
Becoming Jane...An Austen scandal?
by Robin Rowe

Becoming Jane
is a love story between Anne Hathaway as Jane Austen and James McAvoy as the roguish Irish lawyer Tom Lefroy. Instead of Shakespeare in Love, this is Jane Austen in love. In real life, Jane Austen was a prolific writer of letters. Most of Jane’s letters were burned by her sister Cassandra late in life. Were Austen’s letters scandalous? More...

Transformers...A boy and his robot
Sci-Fi Movie Page
July 2007
by Robin Rowe

The plot involves bad robots, the Decepticons, and good robots, the Autobots. If you’ve seen the Transformers trailer (and who hasn’t?), you know that Disturbia’s Shia LaBeouf (Sam) is just your average teenage boy whose first car turns out to be a sentient alien robot. What would otherwise be the heart-warming but dull introduction to the story of Sam’s family life and buying his first car is inter cut with a huge alien robot attack on an American base in Qatar. More...

Pride & Prejudice...A classic triumph
August 2005
by Gabrielle Pantera and Robin Rowe

Like many people, we're great fans of the BBC mini-series version of Pride and Prejudice. We were eager to see the new feature film version with Keira Knightley as Elizabeth Bennett and Donald Sutherland as her father. We had the pleasure of seeing the film at a special screening at the Screen Actors Guild with Keira Knightley there in person to chat about the filming of the movie. More...